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    August 26

    趣闻轶事

    儿子到乡下过暑假,经过短暂的适应期后,很快与村里的小朋友打成一片了。听老太太(我妈)讲,他现在是玩到很晚都不知道回来,每次吃晚饭要到处找才能找到,而且要做很长的思想工作才肯回家,呵呵,好象我的童年:),回想现在生活在城里的小孩,这样敞开玩的机会真的不多了。这也算是城里人的悲哀吧。

    一天傍晚,儿子早早就回来了,可不是为了吃饭,而是到奶奶那里求助来了。

    “奶奶,快来帮忙,我裤子的这个拉链坏了,拉不开。”

    原来如此,老太太发现拉链果然错位了,确实无法拉开,又发现拉链的口袋鼓鼓囊囊的。

    费了老半天力气终于将拉链弄开了,他很快伸手掏出一东西来,往奶奶面前一递。

    “奶奶,我抓了一只青蛙,拿去搞汤”

    老太太一看,是只癞蛤蟆!

    一通教训后,小子跑道水池边用香皂将自己洗了个遍。

    晚上给我打电话。

    “听说你今天抓了只青蛙给奶奶炖汤”,故意问他。

    “哈哈,不是,是癞蛤蟆”

    “你是不是想要做王子啊?”

    “恩?什么?”

    “你抓了癞蛤蟆,癞蛤蟆身上的咒语转到你身上来,你也会变成癞蛤蟆的。这样你就是癞蛤蟆王子啦。”

    “你骗人?!”有点急了

    “没关系,没关系,如果明天早上你醒来发现自己变成癞蛤蟆了,就躺在被子里别动,也千万别跳出去,……

    “你是癞蛤蟆!”那边电话传来了忙音。

    第二天,我打过去,他不接电话。可怜的家伙,一定是生气了。 

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